Johnny Depp, the Case File

Seeing that my blog is quite a mix of everything and never has followed a straight path, it would have to be narrated by someone who is essentially a mix of everything, someone whose M.O. cannot simply be defined. Who do I know out there that likes to play many different characters? What person do I know (not personally) who has made a living out of playing so many iconic characters over the years?

How about Johnny Depp? He’s one of the most versatile actors out there, playing anything from a creepy candy factory owner to a badass outlaw by the name of Whitey Bulger. Okay, so not all of his roles were good, some were downright awful (The Lone Ranger). But surely, there are many posts of mine that would fit many of his different characters. Some of the more eccentric, zany installments, those stories and poems that go a little out of left field, would be narrated by his Jack Sparrow character; the posts that are a bit solemn and depressing by the sad Edward Scissorhands; the crazy mad posts by a lunatic Sweeney Todd; the serious, informative posts by Donnie Brasco.

Johnny Depp has a slight British accent (even French in certain movies). even though he is from Kentucky, so I can imagine my audiobook sounding similar to Jim Dale, who narrated the Harry Potter series. It was rumored that he also has some Native American ancestry, but this is likely false.

Why did I choose this actor for my trendy little audiobook coming from a mixed bag blog? Well, he obviously is one of my all time favorite actors (besides Tom Hanks) and I respect all the work that he has done. I couldn’t think of anyone else either so went with the first person that came to mind. It’s tough not even being nominated for Best Actor at the Academy Awards for Black Mass, but I suppose he can live with that anyday. I haven’t seen that movie yet so I can’t really critique it for real. He’s set to burst back onto the mainstream charts when the 5th Pirates movies comes out some time this summer. At this point, I believe they are milking everything they can out of that drawn out franchise for money, but I’ll give the producers props for not ending it with At World’s End because that movie sucked.

Your blog is about to be recorded into an audiobook. If you could choose anyone — from your grandma to Samuel L. Jackson — to narrate your posts, who would it be?

I don’t think I would want to hear my blog read aloud in an audiobook. There are some things that would be too embarrassing and ridiculous sounding. If Johnny Depp wasn’t available to narrate my book, then yes, Samuel L. Jackson would be my next choice.

The Power of Bryan Adams

The number one song on my birthday all those years ago was (Everything I Do) I Do It For You by Canadian singer Bryan Adams, one of my favorite songs of all time. The power and soulfulness packed into this track is so great, so demanding to the listener. When I listen to this, I have to stop everything I’m doing to really understand the sacrifices Adams is willing to give for his better half, most likely his wife. He’ll even go as far as dying to protect her, showing how much love he has. That’s a great man. Just as long as she appreciates it as well 🙂 There is a four-minute version for radio and a longer six-minute version that features Adams shredding sweet guitar licks at the end which I definitely enjoy.

Bryan Adams has produced a number of other great hits including Please Forgive Me, Summer of 69, and Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman? All of them have shaped the person I am today, giving me spiritual guidance and motivation in life, inspiring me to go to college and even start a blog for instance.

These are songs that always played on the radio when I was traveling in my mom’s van when I was five or six years old, during the peak of Adams’ singing career. I instantly fell in love with Bryan Adams’ voice (though I never knew it was him singing the songs or even who he was, thought it was an old crooner singing). It had just the right amount of sorrow and pain mixed in it, the way it could project that broken-hearted feeling even on me as a young child. Similar to Rod Stewart. That gravelly mannish voice. Also like John (Cougar) Mellencamp. I like songs that speak to me personally, that can relate to key events in my life. I have a flair for the deep dark messages.

“Please Forgive Me” was always a song about infidelity to me, and I had images of a man coming home late at night after having another affair with a woman. He sees his wife and there is a sad distance between them, the iciness so thick. The guy wants to seek forgiveness for his selfish actions but the woman is already set on leaving him. Of course, that’s probably not what the song was about but the overall darkness of it lead me to believe that.

1991’s Robin: The Prince of Thieves used “Everything I Do” as the leading song. I’ve never seen that film (I was doing other things back in 1991) but I’m sure it including the song was one of the reasons Adams’ career exploded and touched so many lives.

I feel sorry for kids being born in the 2010s. The hit songs on their birthday are likely Tik Tok, Party Rock Anthem, Wrecking Ball, Gangnam Style, Baby, and other songs that really have no sense to them. I feel fortunate to be born in a time when music was still original and not produced by Auto-Tune or the overuse of digital effects. I’m not saying music is bad these days but my ears seem to have picked up the repetitiveness in many modern tracks. All pop songs are made up of 4 basic chords just rearranged, something I heard on 60 Minutes but probably knew already.

Bryan Adams songs speak for humanity. They are passionate. Gritty. Real. Speak from the heart. The hard edge sound of rock with roots of country living. His songs are for the common folk, for the war heroes, for the doctors, for the construction workers. Even though he’s from Canada, his songs have the American spirit within them. “Summer of ’69” could not be any less American, speaking of the ideal American Dream that many want to reach and the detours that usually come about.

Bryan Adams is also a humanitarian and has given back to the community though various charity concerts, raising millions of dollars for important causes. His foundation, The Bryan Adams Foundation, is all about giving young people worldwide the equal opportunity to receive not just an education, but a quality one. That’s something I love about a musical artist. Someone who’s not just in it for the money or fame but wants to make the world a better place.

Thank you, Canada, for such a great artist and inspirational person.

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Your Number One.”

What was the #1 song when you were born? (not sure? you can find out here.) Write about how the song relates (or not!) to your personality.

Bieber Bashing

There was once a kid named Bieber

Who set the world on fire with his voice

But that just wasn’t enough to win people over

So he had to resort to bad choice

And now he sits in exile

With all the looks and fame dried up

This would be in 2030

When our new home is Mars

And Bieber’s music isn’t even worth a buck