Football + Marriage

An elderly couple were waiting at the doctor’s office one day.

The old man asked his wife, “Are we happily married together?”

The old lady thought for a moment before replying,

“Do you think I have to answer that?”

And the elderly man responded,

“No. I found out 30 years ago when you wouldn’t let me watch the Super Bowl.”

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: Ha Ha Ha

Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with a unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome!